Tuesday, July 5, 2022

YOU TOO CAN BE A CASANOVA - WITHOUT THE OYSTERS!!

 Was Casanova such a legendary lover because he ate oysters????

Well, in

Cool Foods for Hot Lovers

you’ll find almost 100 foods which some people claim are just as effective;

and a lot more edible!!!!

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Check out 'Cool Foods for Hot Lovers'

at

Smashwords Annual Sale from 

1st July to 31st July 2022

together with my

Celebrant, Ceremony and Celebration books 

all at 50% discount.


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THEY’RE.  WORTH.  IT.


Thursday, April 21, 2022

Californian Poppy


Californian Poppy: A Love Story

By Vlady Peters

When Helen gets a marriage proposal from Craig Rush whom she hardly knows, she wonders if it's some sort of a joke. But almost immediately the joke turns sour. Is the practical and level headed Helen, who up to date has avoided the pitfalls of self-destructive relationships, about to make the biggest mistake of her life? 

Available ebook formats: epub mobi pdf lrf pdb txt html

 

Buy with coupon at checkout to get this book for free

(Offer good through May 20, 2022 )

 Wedding Plus Honeymoon

 

Monday, February 7, 2022

Too Clever for Words

 • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

• When chemists die, they barium.

• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

• Broken pencils are pointless.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Hi Velcro - what a rip off!

• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Living

 The Wisdom of Dr. Henry - Recommendations

A voice of reason.  . . . Healthy, happy and Dr. Henry is the Provincial Health Officer for British Columbia, the first woman in this position.

She is also an associate professor at the University of British Columbia.

She has a background in epidemiology and is a specialist in public health and preventive medicine.

She is also from PEI.

The Wisdom of Dr. Bonnie Henry

1. We may have to live with COVID-19 for months or years. Let's not deny it or panic.

Let's not make our lives useless. Let's learn to live with this fact.

2. You can't destroy COVID-19 viruses that have penetrated cell walls, by drinking gallons of hot water, you'll just go to the bathroom more often.

3. Washing hands and maintaining a two-meter physical distance is the best method for your protection.

4. If you don't have a COVID-19 patient at home, there's no need to disinfect the surfaces at your house.

5. Packaged cargo, gas pumps, shopping carts and ATMs do not cause infection. If you wash your hands, live your life as usual.

6. COVID-19 is not a food infection. It is associated with drops of infection like the 'flu. There is no demonstrated risk that COVID-19 is transmitted by food.

7. You can lose your sense of smell with a lot of allergies and viral infections. This is only a non-specific symptom of COVID-19.

8. Once at home, you don't need to change your clothes urgently and go shower! Purity is a virtue, paranoia is not!

9. The COVID-19 virus doesn't hang in the air for long.This is a respiratory droplet infection that requires close contact.

10. The air is clean, you can walk through the gardens and through parks (just keeping your physical protection distance).

11. It is sufficient to use normal soap against COVID-19, not antibacterial soap. This is a virus, not a bacteria.

12. You don't have to worry about your food orders. But you can heat it all up in the microwave, if you wish.

13. The chances of bringing COVID-19 home with your shoes is like being struck by lightning twice in a day. I've been working against viruses for 20 years — drop infections don't spread like that!

14. You can't be protected from the virus by taking vinegar, sugarcane juice and ginger! These are for immunity not a cure.

15. Wearing a mask for long periods interferes with your breathing and oxygen levels. Wear it only in crowds.

16. Wearing gloves is also a bad idea; the virus can accumulate into the glove and be easily transmitted if you touch your face. Better just to wash your hands regularly.

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