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Why
do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in diet coke? Go ahead and try it.
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I
used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of
natural causes.
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Can
you cry under water?
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How
important does a person have to be before they are considered
"assassinated" instead of just murdered"?
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Why
do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
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Once
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
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What
disease did cured ham actually have?
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How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea
to put wheels on luggage?
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Why
is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
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If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why
are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why
do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look
at things on the ground?
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Why
do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked
anyway.
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Why
is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
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Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is
baby oil made from?
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If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Why
do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why
did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but
when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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How
did the person who made the first clock, know what time it was?
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