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Did I read that sign right? "TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR
BELOW." ------------------------------
------------------------------ ------------------------------ - In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL
YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. ------------------------------
------------------------------ ----------------------------- In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS... ------------------------------
------------------------------ ------------------------- In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. ------------------------------
------------------------------ --------------------------------- --------------- In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. ------------------------------
------------------------------ ------------------------------ -- Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING
MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? ------------------------------
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------------------------------ -- Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS... ------------------------------
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------ Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR. ------------------------------
------------------------------ --------- Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR. ------------------------------
------------------------------ -------------------------- Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR
FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. ------------------------------
------------------------------ -------------------- Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU
HOW TO GET LESSONS. ------------------------------ ------------------------------
----------------------- On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE
DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.) ------------------------------
------------------------------ ------------------------------ -- Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter ------------------------------
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--------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ------------------------------
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--------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over ------------------------------
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--------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death ------------------------------
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--------------------- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant War Dims Hope for Peace ------------------------------
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---------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last
Awhile ------------------------------
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---------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures ------------------------------
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--------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Homicide ------------------------------
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-------------------- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges ------------------------------
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-------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge ------------------------------
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-------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group ------------------------------
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-------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft ------------------------------
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