• Venison for dinner ? Oh deer!
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing
now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he
can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then
it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't
put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It
was a play on words.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive
vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
• Don’t
worry about old age; it doesn’t last
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