Wednesday, April 27, 2016

12 Things to avoid on your honeymoon


1. Don’t start your honeymoon revisiting all your wedding day disasters. 

2. Don’t leave for your honeymoon straight after the wedding. 

3. Don’t buy the most expensive luggage you can afford. You’ll be noticed as a tourist – and perhaps as a rich tourist. What you want is to be part of the crowd. 

4. Don’t bring jewelry on your honeymoon. Especially the expensive kind which you need to place in a safe. 

5. As a mature bride decrease the amount of jewelry you wear. It can be ageing. 

6. If you’re on a strict budget splurge right at the end rather than the beginning if your honeymoon, whether this is on luxury accommodation or first class traveling. This will be your most immediate memory. 

7. If you’re honeymooning in those far-away places don’t wear clothes that are considered immodest or offensive to the natives. It’s their country and their culture. Respect it. 

8. Don’t be too demonstratively affectionate in public. It’s tacky whatever country you’re honeymooning in. 

9. If your honeymoon will be short don’t try to see and do too many things in too short a time. 

10. Don’t start taking photographs inside a church or any religious establishment unless you’ve been told that this is an acceptable practice. 

11. Don’t bring your child or children on your honeymoon unless you can control them at home. Their behavior won’t improve on the plane, train or bus just because you’re on your honeymoon. 

12. If it’s your second, third or fourth honeymoon don’t go to the same place as one of your previous honeymoons because you had so much fun there last time. It’s in bad taste, although Henry V111 did it. But then look at his success ratio as a husband.




Based on the book 'Honeymoon! A Sizzle or a Fizzle

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