Showing posts with label Honeymoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Honeymoon. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Quiet or even Boring Honeymoon?

Although in the midst of planning, wedding couples can hardly believe that a honeymoon could ever become boring, even the rich and famous, with all the choices they have, have found a honeymoon too quiet.

It started off with an unexpectedly quiet wedding as guests simply declined the invitation to attend the wedding of King Edward V111 and Wallis Warfield Simpson. Only very few friends decided to join them in their celebration.

The honeymoon was even quieter.

After an obligatory tour of Venice and Milan, the couple settled for three months in the Carinthian Mountains, in Austria. As the new duchess had a fear of flying – after seeing two air accidents when she was first married to Earl Winfield Spencer – any travel the couple undertook had to be either by land or sea.

Their honeymoon home was Castle Wasserloenburg, a fifteenth century castle in Austria, reportedly inhabited by the restless spirit of the ‘Bluebeard Duchess’. Like the original male Black Beard, the Bluebeard Duchess married often. And just as often her husbands didn't last long.

The King and Mrs. Simpson had asked for a quiet time to themselves, and received it with a vengeance. They spent much of their time walking or hiking as the area is noted for its wonderful scenery. It could be that the quiet outdoor life was not to the complete liking of the new wife, as she spent quite a few hours of the day writing letters to friends, and even her ex husband!

                                      Extract from 'Honeymoon! A Sizzle or a Fizzle 



 

Friday, July 17, 2020

Unisex

Once upon a time perfume manufacturers assumed that it was only the woman who needed to play the siren. All fragrances were meant to be used by women. Those times are now gone. Well-known manufacturers of perfumes are now evolving perfumes for both men and women. Some of these include Avon, Aramis, Balanciaga, Balmain, Calvin Klein, Cardin, Cerruti, Chanel, Christian Dior, Coty, Dana, Elizabeth Arden, Faberge, Gievenchy, Gueralain, Gucci, Jean Patou, Jovan, Nina Ricci, Revlon, Rocher, Schiesedo, Weil, Worth, Yardley and Yves St. Laurent, to name a few.

More interestingly, many of the modern perfumes are beginning to be said to be unisex perfumes since they can, and are worn by both men and women. In the past it was assumed that a certain type of scent would be automatically appreciated by a man, while a sweeter, softer fragrance would appeal to the woman.

In particular, it seem that Guerlain Vetiver, a French perfume created by Jacques Guerlain's grandson, is popular both among the women and the men. Some of its ingredients include bergamot, lemon, mandarin, neroli and coriander, as well as vetiver and cedar. A fresh, light perfume with a touch of earthiness in it, its appeal seems to go beyond the gender lines.

As it happens, the idea that some fragrances are masculine and others feminine is a comparatively modern concept. The ancient Greek men and women both scented themselves with exactly the same floral perfumes while men of the Victorian period thought nothing of wearing such flowers as roses or violets in their lapels. It’s suggested that culturally women and men have been taught to choose perfumes advertised for their gender. However, left to themselves, their noses are not gender oriented. 



Sunday, November 11, 2018

Is this too much?


While meandering in a second-hand store - which I do on a regular basis - picked up a book on the subject of aphrodisiacs. Hard-cover book, beautifully presented with a lot of meaningful illustrations - like Adam and Eve with fig-leaves - it looked brand new. As I'm researching the subject for a book on food for lovers, I handed over a $1 and left.

The book is  more general than detailed, as if the author was frightened to admit that it is possible that natural foods could  be more  helpful than tablets or potions - or whatever it is that pharmaceutical companies have created.

However, while I didn't find the way the subject was treated particularly interesting, it was another thing when it came to the inscription inside.

It appears that the book was a birthday present to her 'dearest' 'forty-year-old' 'son-in-law', hoping that it would give him a lot of 'pleasure' and 'good appetite'.

I don't know what your reaction would be, but I'm wondering how does a mother-in-law get involved in her son's-in-law bedroom activities. Is it possible that the daughter came to her mum and with tears streaming down her face, sobbing uncontrollably all the while, eventually stammered out pleadingly, 'Oh, mum, Earl (made up name so don't start searching your memory) 'is so hopeless in bed. Please help me. We just can't go on like this,' sob, sob, sob. And good old mum, always ready to lend a hand, eventually comes up with a brilliant idea. Of course. A book with a few  hints on how to become more 'manly' as Hippocrates would say, will be just the thing.

One can only imagine the look on the guy's face as he unwraps the gift and finds what's inside the wrapper; and the reaction of the fifty or so guests gathered expectantly around him.

I can see from the pristine condition of the book that it has not been read voraciously - or even at all. And as it ended in a charity shop it was obviously not the forty-year-old's treasured possession.

And whether the gift was genuinely trying to solve a problem, or just an embarrassing joke, I hope that if the marriage did have problems, the book wasn't the last straw.

But just as I'm wondering what was the mother-in-law thinking at giving such a gift to her son-in-law, I find she's not the only tasteless gift-giver.

Recently I've read that at one wedding the bride and groom were given

                (a) A book on aphrodisiacs (absolutely true)
                (b) a packet of nappies for the bride who was expecting (What a thrill!!!)

Anyway, for any wedding guests out there looking for that perfect wedding gift, CHOOSE WISELY and thoughtfully before you spend your cash. Better still. forget the gift. Cash will probably be more welcome.


PS: Before you go, have I mentioned that I'm researching a book on aphrodisiacs? If you have any favourite foods that you think might be helpful, let's hear from you.

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Honeymoon! The best time of your life.

The royal wedding fever is still with us. The Australian Women's Weekly is celebrating the event with  a special Royal Wedding edition.

The royal honeymoon is still a bit of a mystery though there's been quite a few hints, including the latest.

For those of you who are in the process of planning your honeymoon, here's a book that will help you plan a honeymoon fit for a king and queen - or prince and princess.


If it doesn't include any information you need, let me know, and I'll include your name when I upgrade this book.

If you're happy with the information you find in this honeymoon book let me know by leaving a review on




Wednesday, April 26, 2017

ABC of Aphrodisiacs - Or Good Health Foods

The definition of an aphrodisiac is a food, plant, or scent that inspires romantic notions. It’s another way of saying that the particular food stimulates or increases sexual libido. Some of the food considered as aphrodisiacs may reduce stress, uplift the mood, and energise both body and mind.

Foods which are considered aphrodisiacs may appeal to the senses. The fruit or vegetable may resemble sexual organs. Or the food may be sensual in texture when eaten. Lastly the food provides nutrients that support the libido.

In his book, ‘The art of Love’, Ovid, the Roman poet, notes that the healthy youth has no need of any further assistance. Other writers on the subject of aphrodisiacs agree that good health, achieved through balanced diet, is the real aphrodisiac.

Here is a few A foods that have been thought to be helpful in bedroom play, and some of the modern findings. More will be shared with you in future posts.

1. Almonds
Almonds have been identified as having aphrodisiac properties as far back as the Bronze Age, and have been symbols of fertility and sexual attraction. Samson is said to have courted Delilah with fragrant almond branches, Romans showered newlyweds with almonds as fertility charms, while traditional Indian medicine had it that almonds awaken sexual desire.

Alexandre Dumas, author of The Count of Monte Cristo, is said to have prepared himself for his meeting with his mistress by eating a good helping of almond soup.

Not only is the almonds considered good for your love life, their very smell is said to increase libido in women.

Considered the king of nuts which Arabs and Chinese have eaten for centuries to increase their sexual powers, modern experts see them rich in nutriments essential for reproductive health, great food for brain activity and for increasing sexual desire.

2. Aniseed
With a sweet licorice flavor, ancient Greek and Roman civilizations believed anise strengthened female sexual arousal, while ancient love manuals recommended it as an aphrodisiac. Historically it was added to wedding cakes to stimulate vigor on that all important wedding night.

An excellent source of minerals, aniseed is said to have calming effect, relieving anxiety and nervousness and also increasing the libido. According to experts, drinking one glass of water infused with the crushed seeds can increase sex drive.

While in ancient Greece and Rome the seeds were so valuable they were often used to pay taxes, in the modern world people still see aniseed as helpful with ailments ranging from digestive issues to low libido.

3.Apples
The ancient Greeks loved the apple. Instead of kneeling on one knee to pop the question, the smitten Greek youth supposedly tossed an apple to the lady of his choice, and if she deigned to catch it, it was an answer to the question he was too shy to ask.

A modern study conducted in Italy (yes, seemingly a number of sexually active Italian women aged 18 to 43 volunteered to be part of a study relating to female sexual functions) found that eating more apples lead to better sex for women.

PS: Got a favourite recipe of your own? Please share.



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Saturday, April 1, 2017

You are what you eat

On my recent research for a book I’m writing on food and lovers, I came across ‘The Doctors Book in Food Remedies’,which is literally a dictionary on foods, and disorders that can be helped by eating right.

While we all pay lip service to the saying, ’we are what we eat’, in effect that phrase slides off our tongue and into an abyss as far as acting on the idea is concerned. If we are hit by a health problem it’s not food that we turn to, it’s the pharmacy or our friendly doctor.

And yet, we are what we eat, and when we don’t eat right, the results could be catastrophic. Under the chapter of ‘Ageing’, for example, a doctor has this to say, ‘I’ve seen people who thought they were having trouble with senility and who supposedly couldn’t look after themselves. What they really had was nutritional deficiency’.

There are similar thought-provoking chapters on Alzheimer’s Disease, Blood Pressure Control, Cataracts, Dental Health Food, Food Allergy, Gallstones, Heart Disease, Infertility, Menopausal Problems, Overweigh etc.

Yes, it’s an ABC of health issues and the foods which either help to fight them or keep them out of your life altogether.

No, it didn’t tell me anything about the right food for lovers – for that, I think I’ll have to look at some of the Arabic and Indian love manuals like ‘The Perfumed Garden’ or ‘Kama Sutra’ - but it has made me aware that by eating right I could be extending my writing life by years and years and years…..

I understand the longest anyone has lived so far is 122 years. Well, I’ve got a long way to go just to get to that, let alone beyond.


Will what you eat on your honeymoon  make a difference? Check out the book 'Honeymoon! A Sizzle  or a Fizzle?' to find some suggestions.

Find it on Amazon and Smashwords






Wednesday, January 11, 2017

We can't All be Beautiful

It’s a sad fact of life that some of us – many of us, in fact – have not been born beauties. Not only that, some of us are just plain – well, just plain Jane. We don’t have ravishing locks, or incandescent skin, or kissable lips, or anything to show us as beautiful. 

Being aware of how that affects us, there have always been people who’ve tried to cheer us up. 

There’s the grandmothers’ encouraging words, ‘It’s not what’s on the outside, dear, that matters. It's what's on the inside’. Yeah. Right. Tell it to the thick-headed numbskulls who practically tear off their heads as they follow the progress of a woman definitely not plain. 

And there’s ‘Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder,’ and ‘Beauty is only skin-deep’. But really, do plain Janes find these saying reassuring? 

Of course, historically there has been the odd plain Jane who managed to snare a Prince Charming. But historically beauties have been numerously more successful in that field. 

Still, how does a plain Jane compete? 

One of these successful ladies has been Wallis Simpson. Not a beauty even to her friends who also suggest that her ‘inside’ like her ‘outside’ was not particularly attractive. She has been described as abrasive, aggressive, and rude. 

What was her secret weapon? ‘I am nothing to look at,’ she has been quoted as saying, ‘so the only thing I can do is dress better than anyone else.’  She explained her philosophy as 'You can never be too thin' and 'if you're tired of shopping you are using the wrong shops'. 

When King Edward V111 abdicated to marry Wallis Warfield Simpson, like all brides she decided to adhere to wedding traditions. 

For ‘Something borrowed’ she carried a lace handkerchief which her aunt lent her for the occasion. 

For ‘Something new’ she slipped inside one of her blue suede shoes a gold coronation coin emblazoned with the face of her husband to be. 

No one could see what she had for ‘Something old’, because that happened to be underwear trimmed with antique lace. 

But as to ‘Something blue’ she decided to make it her whole new wardrobe. This included her bridal outfit of a cocktail dress with a fitted jacket, wrist-length gloves, high-heeled sandals, and a hat. The rest of her trousseau of 80 dresses and 40 hats was in the same shade of blue. 

Now that you know the secret, ladies.............(Based on 'Honeymoon! A Sizzle or a Fizzle?').
Find it on Amazon and Smashwords