Author and Celebrant: Cool Foods for Hot Lovers

Monday, June 26, 2017

Cool Foods for Hot Lovers

I’ve been reading about healthy living and it seems that the Italians are one of the healthiest lot of people in the world. Not only are they healthy, but they are also fit. Obesity is not one of their problems. Their diet? Seafood, of course, as they’re surrounded by the sea, and fresh fruit and vegetables – often from their own garden patch. And they treat their meals not as something to be gotten out of the way as fast as possible, but something to celebrate at leisure.

The result? Italians make the ideal lover, according to a new poll which placed Germans at the very bottom. The poll quizzed 10,000 women of 50 different nationalities and was taken for the wayn.com (where are you now) website which specialises in bringing people together who travel often.

After Italians, the poll found the best lovers to be, respectively, the French, the Irish, South Africans, Australians, the Spanish, Danes, New Zealanders, Brazilians and Canadians. The British were next, penalised for ''not being very in good shape'', while the Turks were said to be ''sweaty,'' the Greeks ''smelly'' and the Russians ''hairy''.

The Germans came in last because of their tendency to be ''too self-centered,'' while the ''hasty'' Swedes were just a notch above, the Dutch were ''too rough'', the Americans ''too dominating'' and the Scots ''too noisy''.

So what's my next book going to be? ‘Cool Food for Hot Lovers’ coming soon to Amazon and Smashwords.